Oh, how will I top last week's not me!
- I did NOT stress 'cause I have writers block about my Not Me's!
- I most certainly did not flip the Chief the bird, 'cause he most certainly was NOT watching me in the road writing with the girls in sidewalk chalk and lifted the window and shouted "say no to crack, babe" through the screen. First, I would NEVER make such a crude jester and second, the Chief would NEVER embarrass me with such a "shout" out like that.
- The Chief did NOT toss a shot put (yes, shot put) at my bottom to see if it would NOT bounce. My butt is so very tight and firm...
- I did not feed the kiddies caramel cake for breakfast two days in a row
- I did NOT take a picture of myself with my new coffee maker...NOT me!
- I did NOT curse my new bangs five times a day since they were cut.
- I also did NOT embarrass my doodlebug girls at #4's birthday by doing the Hokie-Pokie. I did NOT really enjoy doing the Hokie-Pokie either.
- I most CERTAINLY did NOT under any circumstances deposit the Chief's Christmas bonus in my account by pure "accident"
- I also did not use said deposit to purchase a birthday present for....yup....NOT me!