Monday, December 15, 2008

Not Me Monday...Post #7

Good morning...well it's a Monday!!! Time for the Not Me's Post. Head over to MCK for more Not Me's.

  • I did NOT say "Did you ever quick claim the deed to the house over to me?" when the Chief said he wasn't feeling that well and maybe he was dying or having a heart attack...no NOT me. My first concern was the safety of my beloved husband and his health.
  • I did NOT hear a lady at Wally World say "Do I need to take you home with me for your own safety?" after I ran doodlebug #5 into a display case while in the buggy.
  • I did NOT say to said lady, "Good thing I had him buckled in!"
  • I did NOT think the lady continued to follow me throughout the store.
  • I did NOT slap the Chief when he said my bangs looked like a poodle yesterday, only to NOT follow it up with drop kick when he did NOT find three grey hairs on my head and proceeded to NOT pull them out!
  • I did NOT look at Doodlebug #5 and asked him, "What's wrong with you, why are you crying? No seriously, why are you crying?"
  • I did NOT really want an answer from Doodlebug #5
  • I did NOT realize this week that Doodlebug #1 is NOT turning into me right before my eyes! NOT scary at all....
  • I did NOT find out this weekend that the ONLY thing Doodlebug #4 wants for Christmas is NOT a soccer ball. We did NOT purchase everything but a soccer ball for him either...He did NOT toddle his little hinnie up to Santa and say, "I wan a sucker ball."
  • I did NOT want to eat him alive in that moment.
  • I did NOT go home and pick out the toy that was going back so I could get him his Sucker Ball.

Al right ladies it's your turn....have at it!

11 comments:

Janine said...

hahaaha...starts my monday off sooo right!!! I love it every week!

Takin' time to smell the flowers! said...

Thanks for the comment:) I do not love getting comments way too much! I love your not me post! Sucker ball is too cute, I would be getting him one too:) Merry Christmas and God Bless!

mommaof4wife2r said...

a sucker ball.....sooo cute!

Alicia said...

Oh, that was sooooo funny!!! LOL about the soccer ball!!!

He And Me + 3 said...

I never ask my kids...Why are you crying? Your list was great and I am cracking up at the bangs comment.

Davisix said...

HYSTERICAL!!! Really. Great. List. Sill laughing... :) Ang

Ashley Griffin said...

these are so cute!!! and YAY!!!! i can see the numbers on your counter!!!

momstheword said...

These are great! My days of running my children into things are pretty much long past as they are teens.

However, I do occasionally run my poor elderly mom into things....

*Keli* said...

Hilarious...I love this list!!! xo

Shannon said...

I'm just reading this now on Thursday night but it is so funny! I love this list.

Christy said...

I am behind on you girl! Loved this Not Me Monday, and rofl'ing on the sucker ball! LOL I can "hear" it!!