So this is my first Not Me Monday...I absolutely did not turn a life lesson of sharing out of Doodlebug #1 sharing her already chewed bubblegum with Doodlebug #3...complete with praising her with for being so sweet about giving up her only piece of gum to her little sister..no NOT ME!
I did not tell the Chief that I had a bad night sweat, when in fact when he asked me why the covers were wet I realized I had a major boob milk leakage...no NOT ME!
I did not serve chicken nuggets and mac and cheese three days in a row, despite the kids groaning and complaining...no NOT ME!
I did not secretly want to slap the doo-doo out of all the "gawkers" at Wally World as I made my first debut with all five Doodlebugs on Saturday...no NOT ME!
And I most certainly DID NOT wait until the morning to clean up the "projectile" poop episode Doodlebug #5 had in the middle of the night all over the changing table, wall, basket of diapers, mirror and floor...no NOT ME- NEVER! Gotta love those breastfeeding poops!
6 comments:
I'm ROFLMHO!!! Also the mother of 5, I remember my 5th having a similar explosion, only our changing table didn't face a wall, it faced ME! After thinking I had gotten it all, I kept finding it. And caught myself at one point from inadvertently licking it off my finger. It was at that point I decided a shower was in order -- NOW! LOL!!! Thanks for sharing!!
Oh the boob leakage and the projectile poop!!! Fun times!!
Hope "real life" hasn't been too hard for you! :)
Priceless! :-)
Great list. I might have done a few of those myself and I only have three!
Soooo funny!!!!! Hey, at least it was book leakage and you didn't pee the bed in your sleep. heh!
Ohilda
there's nothing wrong with chicken nuggets and mac n cheese 3 nights in a row ;) btw...we spell our names the same!
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