I absolutely did not turn a life lesson of sharing out of Doodlebug #1 sharing her already chewed bubblegum with Doodlebug #3...complete with praising her with for being so sweet about giving up her only piece of gum to her little sister..no NOT ME!
I did not tell the Chief that I had a bad night sweat, when in fact when he asked me why the covers were wet I realized I had a major boob milk leakage...no NOT ME!
I did not serve chicken nuggets and mac and cheese three days in a row, despite the kids groaning and complaining...no NOT ME!
I did not secretly want to slap the doo-doo out of all the "gawkers" at Wally World as I made my first debut with all five Doodlebugs on Saturday...no NOT ME!
And I most certainly DID NOT wait until the morning to clean up the "projectile" poop episode Doodlebug #5 had in the middle of the night all over the changing table, wall, basket of diapers, mirror and floor...no NOT ME- NEVER! Gotta love those breastfeeding poops!